Event Post (Trendafilka's chaos, final)

[azuremagma]

Cyril lies in a crater in the middle of the street, his motorcycle parked on the sidewalk.

He looks pretty rough, but he'll probably spout off 'ya should see the other guy' if you bother him. And lo, a good distance ahead of him, there is another crater, which smolders. There's another motorcycle parked near that one, the wheels look melted. Which hole are you looking into?

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[thefoxreturns2]

::A police woman wearing sunglasses and a badge drives up to the hole that isn't Cyril's, stepping off her police bike. And walking over to the pothole.::

[ogrewarrior]

A weak wave comes out of the crater.

"Hey pretty lady."

[thefoxreturns2]

You can pretty lady me when you're not laying in a crater.

[ogrewarrior]

"Believe it or not, this actually ain't my fault."

He climbs out of the hole, sighing. Lamenting the loss of most of his clothes, which are burnt and he's covered in bright red spots. He takes a drag off his cigarette, cherry a bright blue.

"Aw man, my god damn bike."

[thefoxreturns2]

And whose is it?

[ogrewarrior]

"Cyril screamed about riding duels all the way to about..."

He points

"Half a mile that way. And after the third time I said 'nah man, I'm going to catch up on my scientific garbage shows' he started throwing fire at me in a rage. And so I kicked him and his bike into a crater... over there? And then he nuked me about where I'm standing now."

[thefoxreturns2]

... Why didn't you keep yer mouth shut.

[ogrewarrior]

"'cause I was silent the first two miles of yelling an' him chasing me."

[thefoxreturns2]

Have you considered picking your fights?

[ogrewarrior]

"We just ran at the same time out of my son's bar and he tried to rush me down. Why does everyone think I fucking started it? Fucker's becoming unstable. Again.

Also, who the fuck says I lost? Last time I checked, he was pointing at me from his crater."

[thefoxreturns2]

He's the bloodline descendant of the slayer of the First True Dragon.

[ogrewarrior]

"Wait.

... I thought he was just bullshitting about all that Gilgamesh nonsense."

[thefoxreturns2]

What's a Gilgamesh.

[ogrewarrior]

"What he says he is. Old human story, about a king looking for immortality after basically becoming a king after murdering a king, pissing off the gods, and getting his best friend killed in the fallout. Story ends with him losing his special herbs o-

... Y'know, when I put that all in context, it makes sense. I could see gods being pissed at him. Killing someone for a throne and wood... Which means it's double hilarious, because his friend ain't dead. She's... she's my mom. ... Huh."