azuremagma: (The 'ell ya say)
azuremagma ([personal profile] azuremagma) wrote2016-12-16 04:32 pm

Event Post (Trendafilka's chaos, final)

Cyril lies in a crater in the middle of the street, his motorcycle parked on the sidewalk.

He looks pretty rough, but he'll probably spout off 'ya should see the other guy' if you bother him. And lo, a good distance ahead of him, there is another crater, which smolders. There's another motorcycle parked near that one, the wheels look melted. Which hole are you looking into?
ogrewarrior: (wat)

[personal profile] ogrewarrior 2016-12-19 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
"What he says he is. Old human story, about a king looking for immortality after basically becoming a king after murdering a king, pissing off the gods, and getting his best friend killed in the fallout. Story ends with him losing his special herbs o-

... Y'know, when I put that all in context, it makes sense. I could see gods being pissed at him. Killing someone for a throne and wood... Which means it's double hilarious, because his friend ain't dead. She's... she's my mom. ... Huh."