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So I think I shoulda said I went somewhere on business, but I didn't. Shit. Sorry. Seen the shit 'bout the whole crazy plant people 'round. An' it figures you faggots can't do shit without me, so I'm sorry I wasn't 'ere ta bail yer sorry asses out. But I am now, so consider this good as done.

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What do you know? Who do you think has actually gone and stopped them in the middle of their casual assault twice now, huh?

If ya ain't got them locked up or buried, that ain't much.

's good yer at least stoppin' 'em.

Hmph, at least we have a lead on who it might be, anyway...

I'm getting kinda annoyed though that certain folks are saying that we should leave this to the police when the police got attacked and retreated on live television, themselves.

The police ain't worth much, I'm sure. Lemme talk ta 'em. I think I still carry some clout 'round 'ere.

Talk to who, the one deciding to be attack-happy at anything that moves, or the one saying to leave it to the police?

The police o' course. No sense in talkin' it out with a looney, right?

Yeah, I guess so. Then go to the police if you seriously want to talk to them.

Once I get my 'ouse set back up, I will.

... Your house set back up?

Yeah put all my shit back in there.

What did you take like... Everything with you when you bounced out of town or something?

Yeah, that's 'bout right. I don't own much though.

If you don't own much, I guess that makes sense. At least. I don't usually hear of people who go and take everything though.

... ... Where the hell did you go, anyway.

A place. Y'know. With... Stuff.

...Ya don't mind if I send yer boyfriend back ta ya in a body cast, right?

... You're not gonna explain where you went ever, are you.

Yes I would mind but I'm tempted to put him into a body cast anyway for immediately picking a fight.

...It's 'ow we are, y'know? Can't jus' come out an' say sappy shit.

Maybe so, but I'm still angry he did that. Hmph.

Just don't try to send him in a body cast if he's going to go and try to get his face punched in.

Then dun let 'im out. Take 'im out ta a dinner, give 'em a strip tease, an' he'll forget all 'bout this.

I'm not going to do the second thing if you suggest it.

So if I 'adn't, ya might 'ave?

I don't need to answer that, jackass.

That's a yes then.

That's what you think. There's nothing to give a "strip tease" about, anyway.

Ya'd be surprised what showin' a lil' skin gets ya with that moron.

I'd rather not be hearing that from you, either.