azuremagma | (no subject)

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So I think I shoulda said I went somewhere on business, but I didn't. Shit. Sorry. Seen the shit 'bout the whole crazy plant people 'round. An' it figures you faggots can't do shit without me, so I'm sorry I wasn't 'ere ta bail yer sorry asses out. But I am now, so consider this good as done.

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Then dun let 'im out. Take 'im out ta a dinner, give 'em a strip tease, an' he'll forget all 'bout this.

I'm not going to do the second thing if you suggest it.

So if I 'adn't, ya might 'ave?

I don't need to answer that, jackass.

That's a yes then.

That's what you think. There's nothing to give a "strip tease" about, anyway.

Ya'd be surprised what showin' a lil' skin gets ya with that moron.

I'd rather not be hearing that from you, either.

Ya live in someone's 'ead fer a few months an' ya learn a bit from 'em. Though ya seem ta be gettin' 'long better than I thought ya two would.

Speakin' o' gettin' 'long, ya met that guy goin' 'round, claimin' 'e's some sorta ogre in 'uman flesh or somethin'?

The hell is that supposed to mean.

... I don't remember an "orge in human flesh" claimer.

I figured ya'd 'ave a messy break up by now.

Fucker tried ta pick a fight with me soon as I got back.

Screw you.

Nope, still don't know who you're talking about. How about a name, you got one of those?

Nope. Jus' that 'e was kinda scraggly.

... Weird.

The only guy I know of that even mentions the word "ogre" is that Kaz guy, so I dunno.

...Huh. I'll go look 'im up.

... Do you know why they picked a fight with you out of nowhere?

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