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[azuremagma]

Shit. Nerd boy's gone crazy, there's ANOTHER fuckin' murder case, the idiot's startin' ta  go back 'is slippery slope back inta dumb fuckin' thug town, an' I'm still single.

There's gotta be someone 'oo can 'elp me with at least one o' these.

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[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Nah, it ain't ridiculous yet. It's when it happens f' a third week that y'start t' worry.

... Don't humans do that? Or 'm I misinformed.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Dun say shit like that.

Yeah, but this was a girl 'e was 'bout ta 'it. Someone 'oo's 'bout 'alf 'is size.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

'll express regret if it goes an' happens.

'ey man, that don't excuse anyone f' bein' aggravatin'. Th' smaller they are, th' more annoyin'.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Sure ya will.

Yeah, yeah. 'E shouldn't kill people like that.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

'ey, 'm sure I can figure out how y'express it within a week.

Oh, well killin' is different. I thought 'e just wailed on 'er.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Huh.

Nah, when the idiot's angry, 'e's gonna kill somethin'.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

What?

Ooh, so 'e hasn't gone an' killed anyone yet, gotcha.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Nothin', nothin'.

Nah, not yet.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... If y'say so, man.

Oh, guess that's good, then.