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[azuremagma]

Shit. Nerd boy's gone crazy, there's ANOTHER fuckin' murder case, the idiot's startin' ta  go back 'is slippery slope back inta dumb fuckin' thug town, an' I'm still single.

There's gotta be someone 'oo can 'elp me with at least one o' these.

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[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Too much for you to handle, Cyril?

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can't stand not 'avin' a good lay every night.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's your attitude.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

'Least I ain't pinin' over someone 'oo's got a boyfriend.

Or get stalked by one creepy fuckin' reaper.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

..Eh, not that bad, really.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Ya can at least be a lil' fuckin' flustered.

It ain't fun dicking with ya when ya ain't gettin' angry.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Depends. Are you in any official capacity with the cases?

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

I'm freelancin' fer now, but I wanna get in with the police on this shit.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Civilians have no jurisdiction.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. But I think I've got a few good idea on 'oo did it. Or at least might know 'bout 'em.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

We'll talk if you're a consultant, otherwise scram.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Ya can call me that, yeah.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...

...how big of a fire can you make.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...A really fuckin' big one.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Could you shoot jets of fire out of your hands and use them to fly through the air?

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Never tried it. I dun think it works like that though.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Damn.

Can you generate bursts of heat under a parachute of some sort to fly?

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...I could prolly do that.

...Why're ya askin' all this anyway?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Just concentrate on burning the ties of informants or however you get info, I'll make sure those two stooges don't fuck up too bad.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Thanks.

That's pretty fuckin' 'elpful, Lion-face.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... What, 'nother one? Keh...

What 'bout th' moron?

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Looks like 'e lost 'is temper on someone.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Nah, it ain't ridiculous yet. It's when it happens f' a third week that y'start t' worry.

... Don't humans do that? Or 'm I misinformed.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Dun say shit like that.

Yeah, but this was a girl 'e was 'bout ta 'it. Someone 'oo's 'bout 'alf 'is size.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

'll express regret if it goes an' happens.

'ey man, that don't excuse anyone f' bein' aggravatin'. Th' smaller they are, th' more annoyin'.