azuremagma: (You're funny!)
azuremagma ([personal profile] azuremagma) wrote2009-08-29 12:30 am

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Speakin' o' business, that reminds me. I got ta get right down ta the meat o' this shit. What would anyone do if they figured their soul was goin' straight inta the 'ands of a real devil an' bein' made inta 'is spirit servants fer the rest of eternity?

Jus' hypothetical an' shit. But I'd like ta 'ear yer answers. 'Specially from some o' the students. Idiot, you ain't allowed ta answer. Ya'd jus' make my brain cells fry, an' I still fuckin' need those. Or it'd jus' be 'punch it in the face until it stops.'

[identity profile] 3-s33s-what.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Would figure, yeah.

I'd make up some nonsense f' your question, but eh-- with this place, they might go an' take me seriously, ya know?

[identity profile] azuremagma.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I figured as much.

That's the bad thing with hypotheticals. Ya can never fuckin' tell when they'll come in 'andy.

[identity profile] 3-s33s-what.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
'f course.

Now let's just see if I don't end up gettin' killed in th' next hour.

[identity profile] azuremagma.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
'ide in water, I guess.

I figured they'd be a little 'appier 'bout this, rather than bein' stupid.

[identity profile] 3-s33s-what.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well it is all hypothetical, eh? Not like everythin' would've been explained t' 'em.

Though maybe they're also sick an' tired 'f this demon an' devil stuff by now, who knows.

[identity profile] azuremagma.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hypothetically, I figured yer family was less retarded.

I'll give 'em that. 'ow long 'ave ya hypothetically 'arped on 'em 'bout this?

[identity profile] 3-s33s-what.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hypothetically, I started on this sort 'f stuff months ago.

Th' improbability's been too damn instable t' register what I say one day an' then remember it th' next, so I guess I can only blame 'im f' being nuts.

Hypothetically, 'f course.

[identity profile] azuremagma.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, that fuckin' figures. Well, fire speaks ta fire an' all that. I'll see what I can do fer ya, Shades.

When I pull this shit off, I'm gonna expect a huge pay off.

[identity profile] 3-s33s-what.livejournal.com 2009-08-29 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be keepin' that in mind, man. You'll deserve it, if it gets us outta this mess.