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Speakin' o' business, that reminds me. I got ta get right down ta the meat o' this shit. What would anyone do if they figured their soul was goin' straight inta the 'ands of a real devil an' bein' made inta 'is spirit servants fer the rest of eternity?

Jus' hypothetical an' shit. But I'd like ta 'ear yer answers. 'Specially from some o' the students. Idiot, you ain't allowed ta answer. Ya'd jus' make my brain cells fry, an' I still fuckin' need those. Or it'd jus' be 'punch it in the face until it stops.'

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Make the devil explode.

If we're going to be hypothetical about it.

Scream in terror.

... That's sure some hypothetical.

Alright, let's say that ya can't use any of your special super powers on the devil.

Cry and hope it doesn't make me wear tube tops and mini skirts again.

...Why not do SOMETHIN' 'bout it?

Oh, I do this every Thursday. There's not much anyone here can do about it.

It's 'ow I roll, babe.

... That would most likely be more distressing than being that devil's servant, to be honest.

There we go, express distress.

...I dun think ya count.

Don't call me that.

... I dunno what I'd do. I'd probably at least try to crush whatever it is that's trying to make me its' servant, though.

Ah, shut up Queen Bitch of Oblivion.

The fuck are ya doin' 'ere anyway? The 'ores were a few weeks ago. Ya missed yer kind.

I'm always fashionably late. And I'm just here to help shape the minds of young students.

And torture a select few until they go insane and kill themselves. I haven't decided who yet.

W-why?

Let's also say 'e's the reason ya've got yer special super powers.

... What are you getting at, here?

Bullshit. We got 'nuff femdom bitches 'ere without ya tryin' ta end the world or somethin'.

...What, yer boytoy from way back? Dun care. Dun touch the idiot or 'is gang an' we'll all be good.

Ya ARE yer own demon, ain't ya?

Whatever.

Prolly the best I've 'eard so far. At least ya've got balls.

Dunno yet.

But yer a smart kid, ain't ya? I think ya know what I may be gettin' at.

... It reminds me of something someone once tried to tell us.

All I'd have to wonder is why you're trying to hint at it, mmn?

Daemon.

T-totally different.

Hmph, I try. If everyone else is gonna be a wuss about it, then I might as well stand up and actually defend myself.

Oh don't worry. I have much better taste than that.

I may or may not 'ave done some diggin' fer this person.

'E's an ass, but 'e's onta somethin'. An' I figure I should try ta 'elp out people 'oo ain't the ass or the people 'oo 'ired me in the first place.

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