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[azuremagma]

Speakin' o' business, that reminds me. I got ta get right down ta the meat o' this shit. What would anyone do if they figured their soul was goin' straight inta the 'ands of a real devil an' bein' made inta 'is spirit servants fer the rest of eternity?

Jus' hypothetical an' shit. But I'd like ta 'ear yer answers. 'Specially from some o' the students. Idiot, you ain't allowed ta answer. Ya'd jus' make my brain cells fry, an' I still fuckin' need those. Or it'd jus' be 'punch it in the face until it stops.'

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[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

Make the devil explode.

If we're going to be hypothetical about it.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Alright, let's say that ya can't use any of your special super powers on the devil.

[keepersouha.livejournal.com]

... That would most likely be more distressing than being that devil's servant, to be honest.

There we go, express distress.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Let's also say 'e's the reason ya've got yer special super powers.

[whiterthanblack.livejournal.com]

Scream in terror.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Why not do SOMETHIN' 'bout it?

[whiterthanblack.livejournal.com]

I'd need more information legibly typed and not in your gang accent.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...The fuck are ya talkin' 'bout?

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... That's sure some hypothetical.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

It's 'ow I roll, babe.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

Don't call me that.

... I dunno what I'd do. I'd probably at least try to crush whatever it is that's trying to make me its' servant, though.

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

Cry and hope it doesn't make me wear tube tops and mini skirts again.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...I dun think ya count.

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

W-why?

[queenofallisee.livejournal.com]

Oh, I do this every Thursday. There's not much anyone here can do about it.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Ah, shut up Queen Bitch of Oblivion.

The fuck are ya doin' 'ere anyway? The 'ores were a few weeks ago. Ya missed yer kind.

[queenofallisee.livejournal.com]

I'm always fashionably late. And I'm just here to help shape the minds of young students.

And torture a select few until they go insane and kill themselves. I haven't decided who yet.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Smooth, man.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

I ain't 'ired fer subtlety.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Would figure, yeah.

I'd make up some nonsense f' your question, but eh-- with this place, they might go an' take me seriously, ya know?

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

... Wonderful.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Take it ya've got some 'sperience in this kinda shit?

[observershikou.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. The last time I had to deal with a "devil", I ended up taking down something twice my size.

More I'm going "wonderful" at the conclusion I've reached.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

Well, if experience was any clue, I'd already be worshipping them all starry-eyed and wouldn't need to worry about my reaction.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that sounds 'bout right ta me.