[Private to OOPARTS and Geo]

[azuremagma]

'Ey, alphabet soup.

Rest easy, I'm opening back up my PI shop an' 'ave agreed ta look inta where the fuck the Monarchs came from an' their deal. So, ya folks can rest easy, me an' my apprentice detective 'ave got it.

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[isdragonlady]

And your apprentice is...?

[1/2]

[hardcorebestcore]

Introducing! Trendafilka Adelina Cardozo, junior private detective for the 'Azure Flames Detective Agency!' Solve cases from heart, not brain, that's our motto!

[2/2]

[azuremagma]

That ain't our motto.

But she's mostly right.

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh... oh boy.

Alright, so what do you two got for us. I'm ready for anything.

[azuremagma]

Nothin' ta interestin'.

Gotta. Keep it slow goin' without... Y'know. Compromisin'.

[Private to Onni]

Fuck it. Haita, this stays between ya, me, an' the brat. No one gets ta know. Not yer wives, not yer staff, not fuckin' anyone else.

I'm right, I 'ave been proven one hundred percent fuckin' right when I firs' started this shit, an' tha's it.

We're done. If ya look any 'arder at 'em, they have the fuckin' chance o' poppin' like a god damn soap bubble. An' if my girlfriend an' 'er lil'... ... Whatever teenage bullshit they're doing, disappears because ya fuckers got ta nosy fer yer own fuckin' good, I'm grabbin' the brat, I'm trainin' 'er in the wilderness for a week ta fully wake up whatever she is.

An' we will do somethin' that they're gonna 'ave ta make up words fer 'cause I dun think 'cataclysm' is gonna fuckin' cut it.

Are we clear?

[Private to Cyril] [1/2]

[becomeanwarrior]

Okay, I assume that means there's some time bullshit going on. Probably completely unstable timewise, but harmless? Sure. I buy it. So long as they aren't causing any more trouble, we have a deal. Though, one thing, Cyril-

[becomeanwarrior]

If you even so much as think of threatening me, this city, or people who put their trust in me like that ever again, I will welcome your cataclysm with open arms. I will fucking break that storm upon my gods-damned back, because I know what I'm capable of. And you won't kill me. It'll fuckin hurt, sure. But do anything to jeopardize the peace I've worked so hard for and not even your scrappy king-like resistance is gonna stop you from being a smear on the ground. I give you a pass this once. Cause we're friends.

[hardcorebestcore]

Which boy is badder? WHO CAN POSTURE MORE.

AM ON EDGE OF SEAT FOR EMPTY THREAT CONTEST OF EMPTY HEADED MEAT BRAINED PEACOCKS. HAVE SNACKS READY FOR NEXT ROUND OF MEAN TEXT.

Thank you for ignoring testosterone laden threat for little bit to see actual point he made and agreeing to not look closer. Shame on you for giving into after you seemed so reasonable for split second.

[becomeanwarrior]

I don't like people threatening cataclysm to make sure I don't do my damn job. If they're not up to anything, fine, whatever.

But if this city gets put in danger I'm gonna bring heaven and hell to their knees before I see someone destroy it, don't matter -who- it is. And that's the most ironclad fact you'll ever hear about me.

[hardcorebestcore]

You two would make great couple, so full of selves and trying to prove self is better than other. Have seen it on soap operas, is classic.

Only thing that would put city in danger is if you looked closely and brought down 'paradox' which would probably do not so nice things to entire city. So, would be in better interests to not dig into private citizen's personal lives? This is not America.

Since, they are/will be Domino citizens, you should be offering to protect them, rather than keep rambling about destroying, yes? Unless there is time travel law you are suddenly enforcing.

[becomeanwarrior]

What? Nah, you're misunderstanding me, Trena. They're fine. I do have experts to consult, but it doesn't involve asking the Monarchs about anything. I ain't gonna threaten their safety or whatever.

Just, y'know, Cyril could have asked nicely. All the threatening made me wanna do was put him in a headlock and suplex him off the highest ledge I could find.