Event Post

[azuremagma]

Cyril is sitting at a defunct bus stop (day), a park (day), or on the docks (night) in his full form and regalia. To be honest? He looks like shit. Hair is a mess and he's grown out a penance beard that makes him look like a crazy homeless man dressed in Babylonian garb. He mashes buttons on a tablet, muttering to himself as he types. 'Hey nerds, I'm ba-no, that sounds like I dun like this place. Tread the line carefully...' or 'Fuck, I'm sorry I fucked us up, that last duel ya did was pretty fuckin' balls, but I know you can do b-Ugh, fuck that, jus' ain't gonna talk ta 'er.' or! 'Down but never out, the badd-agh, fuck, I am out though. Fire fades an' that 'appy shit...'

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[itsallogrenow]

...

Not sure about a place but...

::Pulls out a giant machete from her back.::

I have a perfectly good shaving blade. Got it from this small guy in I think they call it... Tieland?

::Grinning.::

[azuremagma]

"...Yeah? Ya gonna lay ontop me an' shave me, Ennie? Dun mess up the goods, my face is all I got left."

[itsallogrenow]

Oh please, you've got plenty. Especially that chest of yours.

::Waves her hand.::

You're just sore, Gilgy.

::Places cloth around your neck as she sharpens the blade against a metal pole.::

After you went missing chasing after those herbs and the snake or whatever, I just mostly went traveling. Here and there, see the sights, view the world and the worlds beyond. A good road trip.

[azuremagma]

"Y'know, that's a 'uge ass road trip. I jus' went inta some comatose state, near death. Some o' us are more tied ta magic." Waves a hand, pretty unconcerned.

"Popped back out, used ah, I guess yer grandkid as a vessel fer 'bout two months, ya folks from the wilds are good at channelin' shit, threw together a body after I kicked the shit outta demons. Then... yeah, Kinda wanderin' now. Alla my kingdom is... kinda gone now."

[itsallogrenow]

So make a new one.

::Applies a creamy foam to your face from a nondescript jar.::

[azuremagma]

"That'll take years of..." He pauses. It was what he was originally gonna do. He just...

"...Fuck. Yer right. Ugh, I hate it when yer right."

[itsallogrenow]

That's because you're mad you didn't think of it first, Gilgy. Always been mad 'bout that with everything.

Especially when I told you that chick was nuts. And it turned out she was and she tossed a stupidass bull at us. You were so sore I was right she was nuts.

::Starts carefully using the machete with deft grace and movements to sweep off parts of the cream and the hairs, leaving you nice and baby faced where she touches.::

[azuremagma]

"Yeah? Sore ya were right an' dead, or got the worst case of itchy, wanderin' feet I think I 'ave ever 'eard of, 'cause I couldn't get a fuckin' last word in."

He goes quiet, waits until the shaving is done. ... reaches up to pat the smooth skin.

"So much fuckin' better, thank ya."

[itsallogrenow]

Not a problem.

And I don't let you have the last word because your last word tends to be wrong, Gilgs.

::Grins in a way a woman shouldn't be able to, involving her jaw possibly unhinging.::

[azuremagma]

"Not always. As ya can see, I managed ta beat death." He grins widely back. "...I mean, so did ya, but that... ain't quite my point. ... fuck. Ya jus' stayin' out under the stars then?"

[itsallogrenow]

Honestly I ain't been paying attention where I fall asleep. One place is as good as 'nother, ya know?

[azuremagma]

"Yeah, of course ya ain't been. An' yer gonna jus' lookit me bewildered if I ask if ya've got cash, ain'tcha?"

[itsallogrenow]

Nah.

I got the hangs of that.

::Pulls out an animal skin bag from god knows where, and opens it, turning it upside down.

That's coinage and paper money of all sorts of countries, regimes and eras.::

[azuremagma]

He stares, a bit surprised at that.

"...I think we can get a 'otel room with somma this."

[itsallogrenow]

Hey, if you wanna, we can do that, I'll lay where I lay and let it sort itself all out.

[azuremagma]

"...Yeah? Normally I think I'd try ta fault that logic, but ya've made it this far." He kinda sits up, wrapping his arms around you and pulling into an embrace.

"Fuck. At the risk of seemin' sentimental an' sappy, it's so good ta see ya, Ennie. An' yer still fuckin' 'ot as all get out."

[itsallogrenow]

Oh please.

All I did was walk alot.

At least no one's telling me I have a beard anymore.

::Laughs like a hyena. Or a jackal. Or both.::

[azuremagma]

"Yeah? I found that weird that people said ya were... Ah, fuck it. Wanna go make a mistake we'll deal with in the mornin'?"

[itsallogrenow]

Always!

::Grins.::