Dual Post

[azuremagma]

 I HATE I HATE THE FUCKIN' OGRE I HATE HIS SHITTY KIDS AND I HATE 

EVENT:

You can find Cyril at the Flamvell Bar and Grill, surrounded by empty liquor bottles. Geo has long stopped serving him and he just has his head down at the bar, giving a death stare to any who get close. OR you can find him in the park, in about the same state, but there's cigarette butts all around him here and he's more or less sober. Still a ball of hate and misery. 

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[azuremagma]

You're not Suguru so you get the full dish, probably.

"So, the ogre saw that I was bummed an' tryin' ta steal Geo's wife out from under 'im so 'e was prolly a good dad fer the first time in 'is fuckin' shitty life an' took me ta fuckin' South America. We met some people an' it was fuckin' great 'till I decided I wasn't 'appy an' then we met up with 'is shitty organization 'e ran with an' ugh. Six fuckin' months of wonderin' when I was gonna get back. Was Izzy gonna be waitin' fer me? Were we gonna talk? Or was she gonna jus' get fuckin' fuck fuck fuck!"

As he curses, one of the bottles cracks in half, looking melted around it.

[greyerthanabyss]

::Chops your head.::

No melting the bottles while you sulk.

I half want to know if there was any cocaine involved, here.

[azuremagma]

He takes the hit and grins.

"Done. An' I fuckin' wish, but we jus' drank. Ogre's got some sorta code 'bout the drugs 'e sucks inta that fuckin' awful body o' 'is."

[greyerthanabyss]

He takes drugs??

[azuremagma]

"Not really, I guess. 'e jus' drinks an' smokes. My bet is that he usedta, and ain't anymore."

[greyerthanabyss]

Oh, I thought you meant he was on like. Bane Venom or something.

[azuremagma]

"Nah, that shit's all fuckin' natural. Which, if ya ask me, is fuckin' scarier."

[greyerthanabyss]

...

::Stares into space.::

[azuremagma]

"...What's up?"

[greyerthanabyss]

Nothing, same old, same old. My kid got into Duel Academia.

[azuremagma]

"That's fuckin' excitin'. I'm real 'appy. I know it sounds like I'm fuckin' babblin' like an idiot, but I'm super 'appy fer ya an' Shades. Ya two still a thing? I 'ope so."

[greyerthanabyss]

::Points to the wedding ring with the smuggest smile in the world.::

[azuremagma]

"That's good. I think ya two are real good together. Ya ain't pieces of shit an' keep disappearin' ta Chile for months at a time or fuckin' duel spirit planes beyond mortal kin."

Another sigh as he checks a bottle for a drop more of liquor.

"Can I get some more? I think I'm gettin' fucking intolerable. An' that's sayin' somethin', I need ta get drunk more, so I ain't got any self awareness."

[greyerthanabyss]

As long as you don't melt the bottles and don't bother any other customers, I can't be assed to give a fuck.

[greyerthanabyss]

And yeah, basically all the teachers are baffled by us. We look sketchy but we're the most BORING, in a good way, couple they ever meet.

[azuremagma]

"I ain't gonna do that, 'less Izzy walks in through that fuckin' door. But no more powers, no more death glares. But, uh. Yeah, I can kinda see that outta ya two."

[greyerthanabyss]

Good.

And of course. My husband's basically an accountant. He makes sure Noriko's books look straight to the government and keep track of her income flow.

Me. I work here as waitress-sub manager.

Pretty sorta-kinda average. Worst sin me and Sanshi have is we indulge in Toku as a guilty pleasure.