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*If you're around the stores downtown, you may see a large man kicking up faint blue sparks as he walks around, appraising buildings. He's also talking to himself, and if you listen closely, you can hear him. It's like an old detective movie monologue.*

"An' that was it. I kicked that bitch through fifty floors o' 'er own palace. After that, I 'ad my own body, an' 'nuff power ta tear a 'ole back 'ome. But as I stood in the ruins, that idiot decided ta pick a fight with me. As we traded blows, I was 'bout ta go all out. An' then I realized that the idiot? The idiot was nearly dead, an' 'e was stickin' ta 'is promise ta gimme as good as I gave. So I knocked 'im out. I let 'is friends save 'im, and left." *Cyril sighs and starts checking out another building.*

"I wanted ta find somethin' like 'e 'ad. An' so, I thought that night. My emperors disbanded in front o' me. Ti-Nah, Haru. She went off ta become a model someplace. Fridge called e'rythin' a faggot an' went on 'is merry way. Neckbeard? I dunno where 'e went off ta. Maybe I'll see 'im again, one day. Finally, Ari? Well, Ari decided she was stickin' with me, through thick or thin or whatever the 'ell 'appens. Gotta respect idiocy like that."

"An' me? Well... I'm becomin' a detective. I'm gonna solve problems people come ta me with." *with that, he puts on a wide-brimmed black hat. It's rather snazzy and attractive.*

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"Really now? Looks like we've got ourselves a fuckin' problem then, lady."

Yeah, s'what I've been saying.

"The problem is yer askin' me ta back the fuck down. I ain't, so the only other choice is ta either work together, or ya leave now. I ain't got a problem with either o' 'em."

And if you think I'm going to back down, you're as dumb as y'look.

"Ah, lookit the girl with a huge chest, white hair, an' black clothes. Ain't like that ain't a cliche'."

Says the idiot bruiser with the snarky attitude and the shit-eatin' grin.

"I'm a far cry from an idiot. Bet I've got plans that'll 'stend farther than yer life-span, girlie."

Tch, that might be kinda hard to do.

"Maybe, maybe not. Ya might not be livin' much longer, girlie."

Well, I don't plan on jumpin' off a bridge anytime soon, so unless you're insinuatin' something, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

*stares, as if expecting a challenge.*

"Well, shit lady! Don'tcha know 'oo I am? I took out those fuckin' retarded demon 'ores! I'm the fuckin' lord of Azure Flames!"

*You can literally see.. something, crackle in her eyes, hey, is the hair on your neck standing on end?*

Zombie Mistress, a pleasure to meet you, Lord Azure.

"Cyril. Call me Cyril. Guess we're gonna level this city block ta get shit done, huh?"

Guess so, Cyril.

"This is gonna be fun, zombie bitch."

"Please, call me Reiko-chan."

"Reiko, then." *he creates a ball of fire in his hand, cackling.*

*Breaks out into a laugh herself, it's... probably somewhere between a queenly laugh and a mad cackle. Moreso mad cackle.

Then she breaks lightning oout of her fingertips.*

*Cyril chunks the blue ball of fire at Reiko. It's hard to not see it as a fighting game.*

*Jumps over the Wannabe-Hadoken, sending bolts of lightning at Cyril.*

*he dashes forward and tries to kick her in the face. With fire. It's not a 'I killed Myey with this kicked' but just a regular fire kick.*

*Kicked, goes rolling, oddly enough puts out the flames before they do any serious damage.*

Tch! Nice hit!

*Sprinting forward, seemingly ducking and weaving to throw a lightning punch into Cyril's face.*

*Cyril makes his own tching noise as he takes the lightning punch and rolls with it. Who the hell are you, Benimaru?*

"Ya ain't bad yerself!"

Thanks!

*Drops down onto her hands, attempting to sweep Cyril's legs out from underneath him.

*As she drops, Cyril drops with her. ...With his elbow to the back of her head.*