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So, y'know what I've found out over the last few fuckin' days? It takes more energy ta keep a body goin' than I've been gettin' the last few months.

Idiot, get over 'ere 'fore I die 'gain.

Or, y'know, a few of ya faggots can come and duel me. That's awesome too.

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Oi oi oi what are you doing.

Not dyin' what the fuck do ya think I'm doin'?

Why do you need my idiot.

For his body.

I have many things going through my head.

The main question though is whether this'd be permanent or not.

I dunno.

GODDAMNIT ISABEL.

...What the fuck 'as blondie gotta do with this?

She asked me what the hell we should do if this stunt was ever pulled.

And now because I thought about it and couldn't come to an answer this is happening.

I think I'm going to default to my first reaction though.

...Not like I can do shit with 'im like 'e is now!

... okay good that means I don't need to scream and kill off what's left of my lungs that works.

... Actually the creep's right, is there any other way to help this?

I mean, as much as I'm freaking out here I'd prefer you not die.

Okay that works.

Where do you want me.

Far away from whatever sappy shit ya and yer moron are doin'.

Go get laid an' talk ta me after.

I have no idea what to say to that but that's only because I'm slowly becoming incredibly unsure at to where it's gonna lead anyway.

However, I will. In the morning.

Afternoon. Ya need yer beauty rest after long nights of lesbian sex.

As soon as you get enough energy to handle it, I'm blasting you.

I DIDN'T KNOW I DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T KNOW

If you ever have the idea to ask about a what-if situation like that I'd suggest keeping it quiet.

I think the rest of the universe conspires against something once it's mentioned.

You know I'm a girl right now right?

...

There's always gotta be a fuckin' kink in these things.

... y'know as much as 'm.

Completely crackin' up 'ere an' makin' things in m' apartment wonder if 'm possessed.

Ain't there other ways t' get energy?

...But this is the path o' least resistance.

'cept f' 'em bein' a girl right now. Wow, that's a weird save f' 'em.

Let's go with th' next path in th' order.

There, I put it up there.

'appy, Miss Shades?

Yeah.

'll duel ya.

Fuckin' sweet.

Just point me t' where.

Meet me in Domino.

Totally easy.

Wait, what?!

Turns out if ya don't use it ya lose it? It's kinda funny in one o' those fuckin' cosmic sortsa ways.

Well, then you better find some fuckin' way to get some energy into you!

I'm workin' on it, jeez!

I got duels lined up with the entire Samasu clan or something.

Well if dueling will help, I'll duel you!

Yeah, I think that'll 'elp a whole fuckin' lot.

Then we're dueling. Now.

Can we do it sans clothes? I'd 'ate ta see the moron an' Suguru gettin' laid 'fore ya.

...

...

....no, I'm not making it that easy for you.

We'll see about after.

I'm jus' tryin' ta get a rise outta ya, jeez.

Ha.

What if I'd said yes?

I'd 'ave 'ad a 'eart attack.

Well I'm glad I didn't say yes then, as funny as that would've been.

Not one that woulda actually killed me, jeez. Jus' surprise.

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