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So I think I shoulda said I went somewhere on business, but I didn't. Shit. Sorry. Seen the shit 'bout the whole crazy plant people 'round. An' it figures you faggots can't do shit without me, so I'm sorry I wasn't 'ere ta bail yer sorry asses out. But I am now, so consider this good as done.

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Yeah, no shit. Is it that surprising?

I didn't hear a damn word outta you for a month, so yeah, pretty surprising to me.

'ey 'ey. I jus' got busy, Shades. Nothin' ta much.

Got yerself a fanclub now, breakin' an' enterin'?

Yeah yeah, busy, sure.

... I'm pretty sure only one of 'em that broke in could be considered a part of my "fanclub".

...Only one? So there's more than one lady?

Didn't think my plan'd work out this well. Go ya, Shades.

It ain't got anything to do with that blind date nonsense. I'm not gonna give you satisfaction like that to think something actually worked for you.

The other three had their own reasons to be there.

Were ya the reason they were there? 'cause if they were, my pride as a fellow man knows no bounds.

It's nothing to be prideful over. Most of them just wanted to do some sappy birthday crap. ... Or in my boss's case, try to drag me into drinking with them. Bet was off since they broke in, though.

...Oh. Well shit.

I can take ya drinkin' ta make up fer stupid crazy women, shades.

I need something to ignore what the last one did, at least.

'aight then. Tomorrow, my place.

Awesome. Nice to know you ain't nuts like them, at least.

All women are nuts, Shades. Jus' ta different degrees.

Yeah, I'm discovering that.

... oh yeah, you still trying to get jobs as a detective or something?

Kinda yeah. Why?

I'll pay ya if you help me find a motorcycle that got lost somewhere around November.

...I can do that.

Awesome, cause I keep hitting a wall over it.

I'll look inta it soon, 'aight?

Alright, thanks man.

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