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So I think I shoulda said I went somewhere on business, but I didn't. Shit. Sorry. Seen the shit 'bout the whole crazy plant people 'round. An' it figures you faggots can't do shit without me, so I'm sorry I wasn't 'ere ta bail yer sorry asses out. But I am now, so consider this good as done.

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... I was wondering if you were still around.

You've got some nerve, to vanish for god knows how long and then show up and start spoutin' off like that.

Miss me much?

Hmph, of course not. I've had more important things to focus on.

...Sorry.

's jus' been a month. I tried ta write ya but all of the people 'oo I tried ta mail stuff through were obviously untrustworthy.

...Missed ya terribly though.

Like not bein' able ta fix this? Ain't ya the new AIDS or FIDS or whatever the fuck it is person?

Well at least you're probably the best equipped to deal with whoever they are.

What do you know? Who do you think has actually gone and stopped them in the middle of their casual assault twice now, huh?

Prolly, yeah. E'rythin's weak ta me.

If ya ain't got them locked up or buried, that ain't much.

's good yer at least stoppin' 'em.

More the "Fire burns Plants" thing, but sure, that works too.

Fire don't burn e'rythin'. 'specially if they're fire ta.

Hmph, at least we have a lead on who it might be, anyway...

I'm getting kinda annoyed though that certain folks are saying that we should leave this to the police when the police got attacked and retreated on live television, themselves.

The police ain't worth much, I'm sure. Lemme talk ta 'em. I think I still carry some clout 'round 'ere.

....

...you're just sayin' stuff like that so I won't get mad at you.

... Technically, wouldn't they just join fire forces and become a bigger fire, My Liege?

Talk to who, the one deciding to be attack-happy at anything that moves, or the one saying to leave it to the police?

Dammit I was gonna have a party 'cause I thought ya were gone forever.

...Yer allowed ta be mad at me. Jus' feel like I should tell ya the truth.

The police o' course. No sense in talkin' it out with a looney, right?

Nice ta see ya ta, fuckface.

Got laid yet?

...My Liege?

Yeah, I guess so. Then go to the police if you seriously want to talk to them.

Once I get my 'ouse set back up, I will.

Nah. But I've been spending quality time with my significant other. Unlike some other guys I know.

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