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[azuremagma]

That's pretty fuckin' annoyin'. Anyone got any clue on 'oo the fuck the Minus army is? 'Cause if I'm thinkin' right, I'm gonna need ta find my emperors fer a showdown.

An' get a more comfortable couch if I'm gonna keep 'avin' guests over.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is a Minus Army.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm trying to fucking figure out, shit.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

What the fuck brought this shit up anyway.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

My job.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Be a little more specific, I'm trying to connect some dots.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Basically I was checkin' shit out at the TV station, there was some monkey fucker 'angin' out there with a magic staff, an' when Isabel an' I tried ta punch 'is face in, 'e decided ta run the fuck 'way.

Said 'e was part o' the minus army or some shit.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... "Minus Army"?

Ain't that what got mentioned on th' news? Y'know, before th' whole bloodbath an' murderin' an' stuff happened?

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Prolly somethin' like that.

That means that I an' my partner may 'ave some sorta 'uge problem on my 'ands.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Eh, a potential group 'f thievin' Yakuza, a problem? Guess I could see it.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...This ain't a Yakuza I met.

Yakuza dun disappear when 'it, carry 'round magic sticks, an' do acrobatics like they're trained assassins or somethin'.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... Well, y'never know. Those bastards might be steppin' it up a bit.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Maybe. But after seein' the idiot, I dun think the Yakuza are anythin' smart.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

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HEY ASSHOLE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ABDUCTING ME TO YOUR SHITTY HOUSE.

Hey, you didn't try anything last night did you, jerkass?

...hey, sorry I crashed on the back of your bike like that.

Felt like I was sleeping on a bed of rocks. Jesus.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Nah. I think rocks would be more comfortable.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Probably.

Anyway. I got some stuff I gotta do.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...What kinda stuff?

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Figuring out what this staff can do. Figuring out what that writing meant.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Well, I've got leads on a monkey army with some sorta demon monkey king leader. An' maybe that writin'.

Good luck with yer side o' the shit.

[notancientfairy.livejournal.com]

Minus Army..? Zeman could not truly be that foolish.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Zeman? That fuck?

[notancientfairy.livejournal.com]

Demonic Monkey King Zeman. His army is known as the Minus Army..but he could not be foolish enough to attack.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Well. Fuck.

There was some sorta fucker lurkin' 'round a crime scene 'oo acted like a monkey an' said 'e was part o' the Minus army. At least it's startin' ta come together.

[notancientfairy.livejournal.com]

...I see.

If this happens again, let me know immediately. I will not tolerate any more of this.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

If ya've got some tip on 'ow ta keep 'em from teleportin' 'way when I'm 'bout ta knock their teeth in, that'd be fuckin' great.

If ya dun, I'll leave it ta ya. Maybe.