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Ari was dragged off by a blur of giggling sparkles Sunday, an' I ain't seen 'er since.

The fuck is up with this place?

She's found a friend!

An' that's 'zactly what terrifies me, Sparky.

... Why would that terrify you??

... That her friend seems to be a bunch of giggling sparkles?

...Pretty much, yeah.

Well, it could be worse!

... I'm trying to think of how but I'm sure that there's something worse than being kidnapped by giggling sparkles!

...I'm drawin' a blank too.

...I think I'm gonna go drink this off. Wanna join me, Sparky?

Uh... One moment.

I'm pretty sure that shrieking and yelling at me is a "no"!

...Who'd ya ask?

Parents.

I'm back at home until next week.

She's saying something about "short-circuiting the city".

...That was the fuckin' point.

Oh.

Well they caught on, sorry!

We'll try 'gain later.

Okay!

... Just to interject.

I really would appreciate it if you didn't offer to take my cousin out drinking. ~~Something like that would be terrifying, as it is...~~

I wanted ta see e'rything blackout. Be less borin' than what I'm doin' right now.

... Please keep him out of that.

As much as your boredom might call for it, I'm quite sure no one else would appreciate it as much.

Tch. It'd only be fer a day or so. There's been worse shit 'appenin' 'ere.

You'd figure then that your boredom would be satisfied.

What the fuck 'ave we got 'appenin' lately? The same fucker 'oo nearly killed me goes 'round nearly killin' e'ryone else. There ain't shit else ta do.

Don't suppose ya need someone found, a kitten rescued, legs broken, or anythin' like that?

... Depending on how something goes very soon, I might have the first or the third options relevant to me.

It depends on how clouded by grief I'll be.

I wouldn't mind either job.

Good fuckin' luck in whatever the hell yer personal drama is.

I am oddly not surprised.

... Thank you, at least. Don't try to take my cousin out drinking again.

...Make no promises on that last part.

But I'll take yer job, no questions asked.

Try to curb your boredom somehow.

... Though, thanks, at the least.

I'll find a murder mystery ta read or somethin'.

It's my fuckin' job. Ain't no need ta thank me fer it.

It's only polite to say it, no matter who the person.

... Or the occupation.

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