Don't tell her you're a deposed king, don't tell her you're a deposed king living off the charity and good will of the single worst human being you have ever met and he's probably making bets on how you fuck this one up and when you first got this body you wanted to be Dante.
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... don't lie to her either, this is going well.
"... So, uh. Mostly." A scowl. "Archaeology."