azuremagma | (no subject)

Fuck my achin' 'ead. So, I met a battle axe of a woman an' then she jumped off a buildin'.

Typical days 'ere, I guess. What're ya nerds been doin'?

A "battle axe 'f a woman"?

I dunno. She jus' was really cold an' distant and got some passion in 'er all at the same time. So, y'know. A battleaxe. That's the term, right?

I. Guess? I dunno, 've never heard 'f that bein' used b'fore.

This battle axe woman give ya a name?

Labrys? I think?

'M still kinda woozy.

Labrys?

So y'mean she's a literal battle-axe.

...Wait, what?

A "labrys" is a type 'f axe. A double-headed one.

Fuckin' really? Shit.

Maybe I was just talkin' ta an axe with a red wig on it all night then.

... 'm sure it's just a coincidence.

I don't think axes can talk. Or wear wigs.

You're gonna say that after livin' 'ere for so long?

Yeah, I am.

Axes don't talk or wear wigs.