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Speakin' o' business, that reminds me. I got ta get right down ta the meat o' this shit. What would anyone do if they figured their soul was goin' straight inta the 'ands of a real devil an' bein' made inta 'is spirit servants fer the rest of eternity?

Jus' hypothetical an' shit. But I'd like ta 'ear yer answers. 'Specially from some o' the students. Idiot, you ain't allowed ta answer. Ya'd jus' make my brain cells fry, an' I still fuckin' need those. Or it'd jus' be 'punch it in the face until it stops.'

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Smooth, man.

...Ya, 'cause the a makes a difference.

It makes it harder ta say, an' confuses idiots. The only real difference is Daemon's 'ave sticks up their asses an' think they're better.

I see.

Then maybe I should speak to that person again-- oh, he seems to be awake. How nice.

I'm sure he won't mind a late-night visit.

I ain't 'ired fer subtlety.

Tell the rest o' yer bloodline too. I'd 'ate fer them ta all ignore me an' Shades when we're actually tryin' ta do somethin' good fer once in our lives.

Would figure, yeah.

I'd make up some nonsense f' your question, but eh-- with this place, they might go an' take me seriously, ya know?

Ain't surprised ya'd say that.

Will do.

Yeah, I figured as much.

That's the bad thing with hypotheticals. Ya can never fuckin' tell when they'll come in 'andy.

Psh.

... So what's this nonsense you're saying to my cousin up there.

..w-well the D-daemon's telling me that we a-are better so maybe that's tr-true..

'f course.

Now let's just see if I don't end up gettin' killed in th' next hour.

I'd need more information legibly typed and not in your gang accent.

Also, dun burn 'im up. That's my job.

...The fuck are ya talkin' 'bout?

... Oh. Pity, I was going to at least melt those sunglasses of his... They annoy me.

Hypothetical stuff.

Ain't shit I've dug up so far for yer idiot boyfriend that ended up goin' over my head. Couldn't be.

We all learned somethin' 'ere taday.

... You're really bad at that.

'ide in water, I guess.

I figured they'd be a little 'appier 'bout this, rather than bein' stupid.

Shades' shades are 'is damn trademark. Ya can't go meltin' shit like that.

Well it is all hypothetical, eh? Not like everythin' would've been explained t' 'em.

Though maybe they're also sick an' tired 'f this demon an' devil stuff by now, who knows.

The internet ain't good fer sarcasm, sorry I offended yer sensibilities.

Mmn... Spoilsport. Able to actually do that and no one will let me...

Fine. He'll be safe. I just want to... Chat with him, that's all.

Hypothetically, I figured yer family was less retarded.

I'll give 'em that. 'ow long 'ave ya hypothetically 'arped on 'em 'bout this?

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