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azuremagma) wrote2023-07-08 10:34 pm
azuremagma) wrote2023-07-08 10:34 pm
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Okay which of ya idiots 'round here was tapping into the Azure Flames? That stuff's not meant for any sorcerer or whatever ta go mucking 'round in. 's real dangerous stuff fer literally e'ryone who ain't me. People've tried and probably blown themselves up while I was takin' my nearly dying nap. I'm 'ere ta make sure ya city ain't on fire and maybe help put down whatever idiot's tryin' ta tap inta it.
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It's late morning. The sun is shining, and there is a man on foot in Domino, cursing 'damned brats' and 'I left my bike in an intentionally safe place with boring people'. He's maybe investigating screams somewhere, that sound like a man being thrown through the sky. Or maybe he's just lost. The city got bigger and weirder since the last time he was here.
Okay which of ya idiots 'round here was tapping into the Azure Flames? That stuff's not meant for any sorcerer or whatever ta go mucking 'round in. 's real dangerous stuff fer literally e'ryone who ain't me. People've tried and probably blown themselves up while I was takin' my nearly dying nap. I'm 'ere ta make sure ya city ain't on fire and maybe help put down whatever idiot's tryin' ta tap inta it.
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It's late morning. The sun is shining, and there is a man on foot in Domino, cursing 'damned brats' and 'I left my bike in an intentionally safe place with boring people'. He's maybe investigating screams somewhere, that sound like a man being thrown through the sky. Or maybe he's just lost. The city got bigger and weirder since the last time he was here.
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::Hey, Cyril.
There's this twerp with a cloak running in summer exercise clothes running past you as you wander near the main park or a shrine
She seems familiar.::
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"'ey! Waitasecond, I think I know ya!"
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::Pulls her cloak's hood.::
Huh. What.
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"Diana! Ya look good! Lil' shorter an' flatter, but yer not looking super broody or murderous!"
Wait. Is that... He pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights it with a finger.
"Hot DAMN I did not expect ta run inta ya on business."
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I'm considering changing that, the short and flat part, Gils. Since noone will take me seriously.
::Clicks her tongue. Stomping a foot on the ground::
So why are you back here at the farthest innermost shore.
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He offers his arm and a cigarette.
"Well, I thought one o' the dumbass sorcerers here or in America tried ta tap inta my fire, so I was comin' ta 'elp put it out if someone was. Semi false alarm, but it opens a big ol' fuckin' can o' worms. Nothin' I can't handle. If anything, it means I can finally make people act out that Game o' Thrones show I liked."
A pause.
"I mean, appearance 'elps. But I can't 'elp but think ya've always been a lil' easy ta tease."
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::Takes the arm.::
I don't mind a bit of joshing, but I deserve some respect, damnit, as the Gatekeeper of the Underworlds and Otherworlds!
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Look, part of the problem with being a jailer for the ol' nasty shit is that if you're doin' a good job, no one knows that you're doin' a good job. An' yer job's gettin' 'arder ta do, 'cause the age is turnin' again, like when I was young. Hell, compared ta ya who's still been kickin' 'round, I'm still damn young."
He takes a drag.
"So, like. Cut the kids a lil' slack. They weren't there when everything was fresh an' new. They're at the helm of a new age, jus' like we were. Did we respect our elders?"
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No, I'm pretty sure you killed at least one of yours.
::Walking with you.::
I don't want thees and thous, but c'mon, don't fucking tie me to a fucking fishing line.
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"They tied ya ta a fishing line? Fer what?"
He blinks a few times.
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As bait for my current girlfriend, and kept making crass sexual innuendos at my expense!
::Clicking her tongue.::
I don't even hate-hate them, but I'm a queen, damnit!
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A snort.
"Okay, the sexual innuendos, from Gina? Damn, she really IS my heir. ... what're ya queen over these days anyway?"
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She kinda strong armed me into a relationship, I'll probably need to rethink it once she's okay, but there was a brief moment where she was cool as hell. Then she became a fish.
... In-exile. Let's not talk about it too much.
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Wait, I thought she 'elped ya get that kingdom back? 'Swhy I didn't step in."
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Got kicked out of it by the lords of the far eastern realms who paid tribute to me at one time. The Eastern Court.
All doors are locked and closed.
The entire Western Court was summarily banished with me. I think you realize the implications.
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No WONDER things feel fucked! Me damn, what the fuck?!"
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I don't know either what their greater intentions are.
But the Western Court's been dealt with. My partner cast their leadership all into a prison deep within a Misiurewicz point, and seized the authority of their nameless queen for herself.
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... wait so yer signer's a fae queen now an' yer ol' court's all jus' imprisoned?"
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She ate a royal fae tart. She's my signer. An empath psychic. Born on an island in The Sea of Chaos.
::Wiggles her fingers.::
She's also a Dark Signer and become the locus of a divine ascension ritual that targeted her grandmother but refocused on her, due to the former's incompetence.
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Too fuckin' fast. Ain't a fan."
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I tried to let her get to 13 or 15, but the monsters the Eastern Court exiled me with were just too ravenous to finally escape their prison and return the world to before the sun was ever made.
And it blew up in my face.
::Sighs.::
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"That's... a distressingly recurrin' theme for ya, ain't it? Ya sure Humbaba's death curse didn't hit ya too?"
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Maybe, you and Enks and me never had much for luck, anyways.
And I'm worried while she deserves a few more years, let her get to high school, god... It's going to blow up again...
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An'... damn. Alright. I'll... see what I can do ta 'elp 'er? I remember gettin' picked ta carry weight I didn't wanna. Fuckin' sucked. Iunno, burn down the entire eastern court?"
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Sure, if you can find them, Gil. And I've always had trouble thinking Enks was sentient. At least in the way you and I are.
::Tapping her foot.::
... Do I look too much like a child now?
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